July 2012
- Carlos: Spontaneity
- Logan: Fun
- Kendall: Sweet....We like a girl who's sweet, fun and spontaneous
- Interviewer/Nick: I'm surprised none of you said hot
- Kendall: I know, right?
Carlos Pena laughing.
She see me in the rear view mirror
Put it in gear
I love it when she puts the pedal to the floor
Go easy on the flashin’ lights
She’s drivin’ all night
And still I keep on beggin’ her for moreNothing’s holdin’ us back
So we can go faster
We’re breakin’ all the rules
Nobody’s gonna catch us
Girl, so we’re speedin’, speedin’, speedin’
And damn, I love this feelin’, feelin’ feelin’And when she drives
I let her drive all night
And we can go for miles and miles
Yeah, I wanna ride
And she knows how to ride just right
And we can go for milesShe drive me crazy like oh whoa
like oh whoa
like oh whoa
oh whoa oh
She drive me crazy like oh whoa
like oh whoa
like oh whoa
oh whoa oh
She driveAnd so I let the engine roll
I rep a little more
I love it when she makin’ that sound
I slip her into cruise control
I let the drive slow
Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us nowNothing’s holdin’ us back
So we can go faster
We’re breakin’ all the rules
Nobody’s gonna catch us
Girl, so we’re speedin’, speedin’, speedin’
And damn, I love this feelin’, feelin’ feelin’And when she drives
I let her drive all night
And we can go for miles and miles
Yeah, I wanna ride
And she knows how to ride just right
And we can go for milesShe drive me crazy like oh whoa
like oh whoa
like oh whoa
oh whoa oh
She drive me crazy like oh whoa
like oh whoa
like oh whoa
oh whoa oh
STOP SCROLLING.
you have a nice butt
OKAY. CONTINUE.
i keep watching the catchphrase video and i keep laughing because kendall gets so frustrated with logan and his inability to think well under pressure
nope :/ my boyfriend forgot to send me the ticket

Big Time Double Date; Kendall Knight (Schmidt) three-syllabled; “No-ho-hou way!”
I’m cackling though Kendall’s clue was “a black actress” and Logan says Oprah
what do you mean?
WOOHOO
- Logan: WHAT. WHO'S MARRIED TO ANGELINA JOLIE? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
- You: Logan, he's married to Angelina Jolie, starred in Mr and Mrs Smith with Angelina. He was people's sexiest man alive in 20-
- Logan: I don't know who you're talking about.
- You: Are you kidding? Really Logan?
- Logan: Hey, roll back the attitude.
- You: Kendall and Carlos have like 10 points and we just have 3.
- Logan: You should've picked twister, honey.
Big Time Double Date; Kendall Knight (Schmidt) scream; Oh my god!
I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
And of course, Carlos stays out of the video about tattoos so that he won’t have to show his.
Fan: what’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?
Logan: The worst memories are the ones where like, the ones where someone’s trying to get your family, you’re like, you can’t like, scream, and stuff.
Kendall: -laughs- oh wait where you’re trying to scream but nothing else happens.
Carlos: What about the ones, the ones, that you like, you know you’re dreaming and you’re trying to wake up, but you just can’t. You guys know that?
Kendall: This, this reminds me - have any of you guys had dreams that your adult teeth were falling out?
Carlos: YEAH!
Kendall: It’s like the worst because you’re like, -puts his hands in his mouth- “NO THAT’S THE ADULT TEETH”.
Logan: Dude, that’s awful. That’s horrible.
James: I had a weird dream when I was younger, that there was a skeleton pushing a box towards me - I know it doesn’t sound very scary, but it’s SCARY.
Logan: It’s a scary box, AHHH.
James: The skeleton was laughing, okay.
Logan: OH MY GOD, NO!
James: And then my brother would put on a skeleton mask, and do the same thing, and it wasn’t cool. Like, GETTHATBOXAWAYFROMME.
- Me: Alright, remember honey don't get into fights.... unless anyone insults Daddy's band, then you hit them
Nope James, that’s not your weirdest picture

- Fan: What's the weirdest picture that there is of you on the internet?
- James: Well.. there's a picture of me on Wikipedia and I'm taking out my inner ear piece and I'm just like looking off into the distance it seems like -sits up straight on his stool and stares off into the crowd-






